Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
