Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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