Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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