a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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