ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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