help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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