umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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