apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My balls are so social today.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
love makes seman taste better
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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