it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
