the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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