he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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