they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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