So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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