I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
