is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Drake has all the answers
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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