That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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