I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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