big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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