If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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