i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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