Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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