remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I look better un-naked...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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