garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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