I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
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You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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