we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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