You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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