mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
