i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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