You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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