i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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