I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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