How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Randomize
