I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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