He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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