Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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