As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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