You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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