they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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