I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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