She's JV to your varsity
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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