Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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