just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
