i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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