Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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