i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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