Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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