if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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