David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Found your dick twin last night
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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