I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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