sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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