But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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